- Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
- Audience: *cheers*
- Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal
- God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
- Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now